Wednesday, August 28, 2024

WATCHMEN (digital edition): What is Wrong With DC Comics?

 


 ...and why do they continue to show disdain for Alan Moore, who is responsible for a wealth of their evergreen sales since he landed at DC in the early 80s?

The above image is one of the most iconic cover images in western comic book history. So, why, on the DC Universe app, did DC choose to replace that image with the following one, for the first issue of Watchmen? 

Answer: I don't know.
Another Answer: They don't care about history.
Yet Another Answer: They don't have the first idea about the approach that Moore & Gibbons took, when working on Watchmen and somehow forgot(??) that the cover image of every single issue of Watchmen WAS ALSO THE FIRST PANEL OF THE CHAPTER AND LED DIRECTLY INTO PAGE ONE, PANEL ONE OF THE BOOK. 

What the hell, DC Comics?

Thursday, August 15, 2024

Star Wars toys were the best . . . for the most part

 


Star Wars (the film, the toys, the trading cards, the comic books, the novels, all of it) was a phenomenon, and I was smack in the middle of it in 1977, at 5 years old. It was . . . glorious! Star Wars was probably my second major collection -- after Matchbox cars, which my grandfather started me on -- and it was likely the first one I chose consciously. And the major part of that Star Wars collection has to be the toys.  


The smaller scale of the figures -- 3.75" compared with the previously standard 11.5" inch size of figures such as Barbie or G.I. Joe (original with kung fu grip, natch) -- meant they were less expensive, so children like me could buy more. Since we could only see the movies when they were in the theater during the late 1970s and into the early 80s, these were the best thing to keep us interested in the pending sequels. A handful of figures and a backyard, and my friends and I were set, crafting myriad adventures in that galaxy far, far away. 


Of course, there were also some great ships that could be used to enhance our play. These ranged from Tattooine's favorite mode of transport, the landspeeder, to many of the ships we saw our heroes, and villains, pilot during the space battles. In keeping with the smaller scale and subsequent economic feasibility of the figures, these ships were built so the figures could readily fit inside. Thus, they too were less expensive than what might have been. It was, as stated above, glorious! 



The attention to detail, particularly when dealing with the ships was top-notch. (The figures were great as well, but with the smaller size it was challenging to get a good likeness in the face, and don't get me started on the cantina aliens, which looked like their filmic counterparts but were oddly attired in a wholly different manner, which didn't really matter to us, as kids, because they were still the bomb, yo!) These were the ships we had seen in the darkened theater, and now they were in our sweaty palms soaring through the sky -- at roughly 3-4 feet off the ground rather than through the vacuum of space, but we didn't quibble, we had the nation of imagi- (get it?). Heady times, those, especially since, despite the relative affordability it was still a challenge to fully outfit the rebel and Imperial crews, since my family was staunchly middle class. But with your group of friends, you might be able to pull together a full complement of Star Wars vehicles and playsets and figures. If you were lucky. 



Anyway, the detail was amazing on these things . . . with one glaring exception. The Star Destroyer. I don't know what was going on with this thing. Maybe -- likely -- it was the fact that it was a ridiculously huge starship in the films and would have been impossible to produce to the scale of the figures. I really don't know. What we got, though, was worthy of a side-eye. 


But what're you gonna do? All the rest were phenomenal toys that afforded me and my friends hours and days and months of play. And everyone is allowed a mulligan now and then. Maybe one day we will get a great Star Destroyer toy (though it would probably have to be large enough to fill a room or two in my house). Until then, let's not forget that one of the toys that was made solely for the toy market and never seen in the films is now canon, thanks to the Mandalorian. I give you, the Troop Transport.





Tuesday, August 13, 2024

World's Greatest Super Hero Cups - Mission Accomplished


In my last post, I mentioned how I'd searched for any information on these 1.5" plastic cups I would get from the vending machines at Ames, during my childhood in the late 70s/early 80s. But I always came up blank. And for a long time I figured that maybe they all had just been destroyed or lost. They were terribly fragile, and so many items of my youth went MIA with no discernible reason that it seemed plausible. Until early this year, when I finally unlocked the Google Search Code [TM]. 




Then I started scouring eBay and Etsy and Google, hunting down any of these cups I could find (knowing, as revealed in the previous post, that there were 12 total to acquire). I quickly managed to snag 10 of the 12. Unsurprisingly, the two that were proving elusive were the female characters -- Wonder Woman and Batgirl. Now, there was a Batgirl cup for sale on eBay, but it was priced at $99.99. I had been paying between $3-7 each for these cups; no way was I shelling out a hundred bucks for Batgirl. It was a quandary . . . 


I continued to do my searches, though, and discovered an eBay listing for the full collection of only 12 stickers, plus 4 stickers from the Marvel cups offered in 1978. These were priced at $244.95. Ha! No way! But . . . that got me thinking I should search for the stickers, because it would be nice to have a full set of those, in addition to the cups. This turned up a listing at the Superman Store for the full set of stickers -- 10 bucks on sale; done! At this point, a plan started to form in my brain. 




I decided to order two sets of the stickers from the Superman Store, which was still less than 10% of the cost for the full set on eBay, and less than a dollar per sticker -- so, a good deal. I then put in an offer on a listing of a pair of these cups with characters I already had, and the seller accepted. Once those two cups arrived, as well as the sticker sets, I put my plan into action. Peeling the stickers from the duplicate cups, which was surprisingly easy, I then applied the Wonder Woman and Batgirl stickers to the now naked cups, and voila, a full set was born. 






I gotta say, putting together this small set of cups from when I was seven years old was incredibly satisfying. I'm so happy to have them as part of my "full-to-bursting" collection of comics, Star Wars toys, statues, posters, prints, original art, et al. 
Excelsior!








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